hay-soos titty-fucking cristo. you're checking this. you're ACTUALLY checking this.

well hmmm, that means that you're either a CHEATER! or sadly paranoid.

Gordon B. Hinckley
William Mark Felt
billy graham
Andy Rooney
Charlton Heston
Robert Mugabe
harry wittington
Ariel Sharon
jack kvorkian
Harold Bloom
Boris Yeltsin
Louis Farakan
Manuel Noriega
evel knievel
Roger Ebert
Daniel Johnston
daniel baldwin
Daryl Strawberry
dave attel
Pete Doherty

...i can't tell you how hard it was not to draft Craig T. Nelson.